1 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,480 [applause] 2 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,840 - How are you? - Tense. 3 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,480 Are you ready? 4 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,720 Are you waiting for my signal? 5 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:46,920 Music. 6 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,720 [soundtrack of "Saranno Famosi" in the background] 7 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,600 Stop, we're on air! 8 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,000 - Take it. - Stop! 9 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,360 What happens? Problems? 10 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,920 Shit! 11 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,320 Stop! 12 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,120 Leave me! 13 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,560 [policeman] Let us pass! 14 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,000 Get out, delinquent. 15 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,240 - Bring her in! - Take your hands off me. 16 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,960 Leave me, you hurt me! 17 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:56,280 Power to go. General, we did it. 18 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,640 Hood. 19 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,760 I want to see your face this delinquent. 20 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,280 Asshole! 21 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:07,160 On record: offense against a public official. 22 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,520 Dad, stop it! I'll be a dancer. 23 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:18,680 If only your poor mother saw you. You have to be serious! 24 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:25,800 I'm serious! I do well at school and I'm the only virgin in the class. 25 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:32,640 The only virgin? And General Parenti's daughter? 26 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,600 I recommend it to you. 27 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:41,440 - From tomorrow you go to school with the nuns. - I'm already going to the nuns. 28 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,200 - Do you go to the nuns? - From the Ursulines! 29 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,000 Let's not change the subject! You'll never be a dancer! 30 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:53,760 - When I say never, I mean never, never... - Dad! 31 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,200 There's no point in stopping me to do the tests. 32 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,160 I'll write the letter and I will marry a footballer. 33 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:06,080 - She wants to marry Ronaldo. - But he doesn't play for Napoli! 34 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,960 What is a letter? I wrote it at Christmas. 35 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:16,120 They are dancers who do the cuts on TV. 36 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,480 ♪ Ullallà ullallà… ♪ 37 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,560 Does she dance too? 38 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:27,440 No, the letters dance and they have asses that talk. 39 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,960 My daughter will never let her ass talk! 40 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:39,240 We'll all three have a nice time at Christmas distant trip, to forget. 41 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:45,720 What do you mean "all three"? I remind you that your wife… 42 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,960 - Is there a leak? - Very painful. 43 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,440 - Don't be stupid, you're the third! - I? And what do I have to do with it? 44 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,240 Leave me alone with that little monkey? What do I do? 45 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,760 - He's a dad. - Certain! 46 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,040 Am I a mother? 47 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:11,520 Mr President, Mr. Ciulla, my client... 48 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:20,640 despite loving his wife madly, he admits that he was forced. 49 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,840 - That he cheated on her a few times. - I object! 50 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:32,000 Did he say sometime? In twenty years it has happened 743 times! 51 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:38,960 With 743 different women! He has never had a steady lover. 52 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:45,240 They were two-hour stories, of no importance... fucks. 53 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:50,800 I ask the Court that Ciulla can confer with his wife. 54 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,080 Request accepted. 55 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,640 Love, help me! Mine is a curse. 56 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,880 It will be a question of hormones, of animal charm! 57 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,600 I always find them around me. 58 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:06,960 I don't do anything, it's the women who woo me! What do you touch? 59 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,120 Have you ever said: "No, thanks. I love my wife"? 60 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:20,760 - I was wrong, but I promise... - No more promises, love. 61 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,360 - You said "love". - No. 62 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,560 He said it! 63 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,760 - You said it! - No! 64 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,520 You said it! 65 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,960 - He didn't say it. - He said it. 66 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,200 - He didn't say that! - What do you want? 67 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,200 I said it out of habit, it doesn't mean anything. 68 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,720 What are you looking at? Mind your own business! Love, I know you love me. 69 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,920 I know you want to forgive me, admit it. 70 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,720 - See you next time. - Witty! 71 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:56,520 - Love, I have to go downtown. - I'm going home. 72 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:02,560 - The plumber is coming at four. - I know. See you tonight. 73 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,400 HI. 74 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,600 Do you need a taxi? 75 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,480 No thank you. I love my wife. 76 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,440 - Is it safe? Not even a little stroll? - No. 77 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,920 - Offers the company. - Go, go! 78 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,120 Ma'am, I'll help you cross. 79 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:31,280 And that's it! Cross alone! Even the Befana has a dead hand! 80 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,560 Rascal! Fabio. 81 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:58,080 - Are you here? Has the plumber come? - Yes... but you came back early. 82 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,320 - Are you happy? - Happy. 83 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:07,920 - He left his tools. - Run and call him, go! 84 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,560 No. 85 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:16,360 - What's the rush? - Two of us can't fit in here. 86 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,520 - And who is this? - The plumber. 87 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,560 - How is it going? - What are you doing there? 88 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,400 She came to work. The hot tub was broken! 89 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,720 - She is my lady. - Pleasure. 90 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:36,360 Don't jump to hasty conclusions! 91 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,520 What are you doing? 92 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,040 [explosion] 93 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:54,520 I'm ready for Egypt. The car waits downstairs. 94 00:08:54,640 --> 00:09:01,560 Come. Maybe we won't leave. Lorella is taking her temperature. 95 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:10,160 - 42 is too much! - [Ombroni] Saltalaquaglia, come. 96 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,960 Cipollina, how much fever do you have? 97 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,280 - I just put it on. - Let me see. 98 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,000 We see. 99 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,960 - 42! - Like Varenne! 100 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:31,240 In my house no one has ever had it 42 degrees, not even the microwave. 101 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,360 Let's look at the language. 102 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,040 - But you're fresh. - It's a cold fever. 103 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:49,640 9.30pm. Telephone interception between Lorella and Carlotta. 104 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,440 Carlotta to Lorella: "They brought the auditions forward." 105 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:57,040 Lorella to Carlotta: "But I have to fucking leave!" 106 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,160 Skip the quake, omit the swear words. 107 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,840 - I put them on. - Leave them out! 108 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:07,200 - I put them all in. - Omit means "to remove". 109 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,440 So instead of swearing I put the "beep". 110 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,960 Carlotta to Lorella: “Talk to your father.” 111 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:22,920 Lorella to Carlotta: "Yes, with that beep which always breaks the beeps. Fuck you!" 112 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,800 - In short! - "Fuck you" is the only passable one. 113 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:31,080 "Do you know what I do? I'll screw that beep beep beep beep..." 114 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,760 - Enough with these beeps! - Shall I play a bop? 115 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,880 - Lorella, what do you have to say? - I'm not giving up on auditions! 116 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,960 And I don't give a damn about Egypt! 117 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,560 If his poor mother were here. 118 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,640 - Who is he? - My sister Teresa. 119 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,080 He broke my beep with his sister Teresa! 120 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,480 Look how beautiful she is, she's just like me. 121 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:05,560 In 43 years he has committed only one sin, she is almost untouched. 122 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,840 - Do I have to unspeak it myself? - It would be an honor. 123 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,280 I'm not ready. Now we have to leave. 124 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,840 Take your bags, we're leaving for Egypt. 125 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,800 Marcolino, how are you? 126 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,840 I've told you a thousand times don't call me Marcolino. 127 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,480 My name is Marco. 128 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:33,360 Marcolino, I know that mum came to you. Pass it to me. 129 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,560 She's in Cairo, I'll join her tomorrow. 130 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:41,040 - Did he say something? - Yes, you're an asshole! 131 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,960 - Well. - I told her to leave you forever. 132 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:50,320 I hope he forgets about you. You've been making her suffer for twenty years! 133 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:54,560 Do this to me, that I followed you in your studies? 134 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,880 To fuck the teachers! Goodbye now, I'm working. 135 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:02,320 The last question! Where is mom staying? 136 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:10,120 Hello, Marcolino? It's really unpleasant. He was my son. 137 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,800 [speaks in Arabic] 138 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,840 A dickhead! 139 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,640 [speaks in Arabic] 140 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,520 Now don't overdo it! 141 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:34,960 [tour guide] Pharaoh Khafre possessed two amulets: 142 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,760 the rings of good and bad luck. 143 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:42,640 One brought good luck, the other just bad luck. 144 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:47,560 They are depicted in many paintings, but they were never found. 145 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:55,080 Stay united. You can get lost in these tunnels. 146 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,680 - Ah! - Why are you screaming? 147 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,400 Bruno, we're lost. 148 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,680 Piero Angela says that you can't get lost in the pyramids. 149 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,440 So let's go "Quark". 150 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,960 Sorry, if you allow… 151 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,680 I got stuck! 152 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,640 Why the Egyptians Were they walking in profile? 153 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,200 Word of mouth. 154 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,800 - Don't joke. - I buy a vowel. 155 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,920 - Shall I turn it on? - Give me a little help! 156 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,520 They walked in profile to be able to pass through these tunnels. 157 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,040 What beautiful rings! 158 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,720 What do you care about rings! We have to go out. 159 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:58,560 - I'll take the best one. - I'll take it. You take this. 160 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,880 It sucks. 161 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:05,560 - Who is the older brother? - The one with the stupid face. 162 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:09,000 - Let's go out. - Where is the exit? 163 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,640 - This way. - It's definitely over there. 164 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,240 - It's over here! - It's over there. 165 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,760 Ah! 166 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,080 - Bruno! - What a blow! 167 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:32,360 This is the exit map. The arrow points that way. 168 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,960 Who cares! Remove the stone! 169 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,280 - Which stone? - Like what stone? 170 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:43,600 Chéope's pyramid it was erected in 2500 BC. 171 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:48,160 [Ombroni] The basic side it measures 230 meters and is high 172 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:53,400 as much as a 50-story building. Do you understand, Lorella? 173 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,600 Tell my father that I don't care! 174 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,240 - The lady said… - I understand! 175 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:09,720 General, I have to wear my uniform for the whole trip? 176 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,280 I'm on vacation, she's on duty. 177 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:17,240 I am thirsty. Is there a drinking fountain? 178 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:23,400 Must drink mineral water, otherwise he feels sick and the holiday is over. 179 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,840 We found the exit. 180 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,440 - If it wasn't for me... - Let me pass. 181 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,480 Ah! 182 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,280 [alarm] 183 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,120 I only took a souvenir. 184 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:54,560 Congratulations, you are the millionth visitor. Come with me. 185 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,920 This is for her, plus she won a stay for two people. 186 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,400 A stay? How will we bring him home? 187 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,800 How beautiful! 188 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,640 It's ours for the whole holiday! I am rotten with joy. 189 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:18,880 If I hadn't paid for everything, not you would have ever had this experience. 190 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,120 I got stuck. Do something! 191 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,840 What are you shouting? I'll take care of it. 192 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,280 Do you think it's time to go muddy? 193 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:42,480 Waterfall! I haven't drank in a long time! It's green. 194 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,000 - Drink this. - What is it? 195 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:50,400 - Iced tea. - Tea... for me? Cold! 196 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,320 Thank you. 197 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,560 - Respect the ranks. - Damn! 198 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,760 I'm thirsty as a camel. 199 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,800 My tea! 200 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,520 Enough, dad. 201 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,520 Is it good? 202 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,920 It's harsh. It has an Egyptian aftertaste. 203 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:23,160 It's desert tea! Let's go, the pyramids are waiting for us. 204 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,760 Since it's already passed? 205 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:30,440 He no longer thinks about sachets, to illiterate women, to postal workers... 206 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,200 - The letters! - Exact! 207 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,040 Out of sight, out of mind. How was the tea? 208 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:42,680 - Finish it. It's harsh. - It's too much, it could hurt me. 209 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:51,440 How hot! Instead of balls I have two roasted chestnuts! 210 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:57,400 Little letters, come down. We take photos and leave. 211 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:04,360 Don't go away, we are in a foreign land. 212 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,360 If you're not careful, they'll screw you! Is it clear? 213 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:15,080 Let's make the roll call. Letter A, letter B, letter C… where is the D? 214 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,480 I have domopack underwear! 215 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,640 - Where were you? - The boot didn't lace up. 216 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:28,800 If you disappear again, I'll attack you stamp and I will send you to Italy. 217 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,040 Ugly, don't touch. Go away! 218 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:37,400 With a shake I'll make your tattoos fall off! 219 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:46,240 - Shall we go and see the pyramids afterwards? - The pyramids? What are they? 220 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,640 With these elevators I can't see anything. 221 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,560 Look at these statues. This way. 222 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,400 [intestinal roar] 223 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,640 General, did you hear? 224 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:07,120 It was an aftershock in the supporting column, here. 225 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,720 No, it's a colon disorder. 226 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,720 - Skip the quake, I have a serious problem. - What? How can I help you? 227 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,120 - I'm shitting myself! - I can't help her. 228 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:26,600 - Find a toilet that isn't Teresa. - Leave my sister alone. 229 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,960 - How long until the end of the tour? - Minimum three hours. 230 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,400 Three hours? This ride is going to be crap! 231 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,040 - In what sense? - In every sense. 232 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,240 What a mess! We need a toilet. 233 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:44,160 The pharaohs had bathrooms! I'll go look for it. 234 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,840 Come back here, General. 235 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,920 - Is it the toilet? - Let's say yes. 236 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:59,120 - You keep watch. Make the pole. - Yes sir, don't worry. 237 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,640 General! 238 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:24,320 What did the pharaohs eat? After 3,000 Years ago it still smells like shit! 239 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,760 Circular! There's a gas leak, go away. 240 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:32,840 You can hear it! Come on, you can't breathe in here. 241 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:38,880 General, how are you doing? Does he need anything? 242 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,080 Good, he also put the toilet paper. 243 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,760 What a dump! 244 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:51,920 This is the only mummy perfectly preserved. 245 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:56,640 The ancient Egyptians believed… 246 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,320 I'll take some, just in case. 247 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,200 Family size roll ten pyramids of softness. 248 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:11,080 To preserve its integrity, don't get too close. 249 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:18,320 It's amazing to see a state of preservation so perfect. 250 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,360 Until a moment ago! 251 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,960 Defiler! 252 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,560 He wiped his ass with a 4,000 year old mummy! 253 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,800 I am a Carabinieri general. Italy, spaghetti, Colosseum. 254 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,240 Go shit at the Colosseum! 255 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:47,360 A, B, C, D, E… 256 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,800 The E wasn't there! 257 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:57,000 - Who are you? - Lorella. Will you give me a lift? 258 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,800 [piano bar music] 259 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,760 - For her. - Fabio! 260 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:14,280 What are you doing here? Go home. 261 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,520 I traveled two thousand kilometres to apologize. 262 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:26,280 Now you asked me… you can leave. 263 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:31,480 - Goodbye! - Are you leaving? Let me explain. 264 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:38,720 I never looked at any woman again! Is this how a man in love is treated? 265 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,120 Excuse me. 266 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,800 Can I ask you a favor? 267 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,440 I lost a bet with my friends. 268 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,160 - As penance, I have to kiss her. - A kiss for me? Don't talk about it! 269 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,800 - Just a kiss. - On the cheek? 270 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,520 - No, with the tongue. - With the tongue? 271 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:08,640 - Please, what does it cost you? - I know it! 272 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,000 - She doesn't like me? - That's not the point. 273 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:18,000 She is very pretty, but I'm done with women. 274 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:23,560 - Did I make myself clear? - I understand, sorry to bother you. 275 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,240 No... what did he understand? 276 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,920 What do you give me? Is it pyramid tea? 277 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,640 I like it. 278 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,800 How disgusting! 279 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,760 - Gianna! - Fabio. 280 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,080 What a surprise! Did we have rooms next to each other? 281 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,040 - I thought about it all night. - To what? 282 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,760 Don't interrupt me, if not I change my mind. 283 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,320 Marco invited me to do a cruise on the Nile. 284 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,280 You can come too, if you like. 285 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,720 - Of course I like it. I'm going down. - No, no, stop! 286 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,400 See you in half an hour at the reception. 287 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,560 All right. 288 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:25,960 Damn me! It's a curse! 289 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,440 I'll cut it off. 290 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,560 - What happens? - Eh! 291 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,760 Why are you so nervous? 292 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,760 I told you no tongue kisses! 293 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:44,800 This had never happened to me like this. It was wonderful. 294 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,120 - Thank you. - Are you leaving? 295 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,000 I have to confess something to you, I'm married. 296 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,720 - What do I care? - It matters to me. 297 00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:00,200 - You can't go away like this! - So how? With the thing outside? 298 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,320 Okay, they're natural things. 299 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,120 Goodbye. 300 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,640 I don't like tea! Enough! 301 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,360 It disgusts me! 302 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:32,880 I am at your disposal, except for cacarella attacks. 303 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,520 - Happy cruising! - [in chorus] Thank you. 304 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,320 - [Ombroni] Shake loudly. Stronger! - The air conditioner is on full blast. 305 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,200 - It's hot, right Cipollina? - Yes, dad. 306 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:50,200 You don't know how happy I am stay here. It will be a beautiful holiday. 307 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,880 I do not believe. I was on the toilet all night. 308 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,480 Don't think about it. 309 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:02,680 Thanks for bringing me here. I go to the cabin. 310 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,560 - Skipper? - Yes? 311 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,200 - The rice dries, let's take some. - What dries? 312 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,600 - Circular! - I don't understand my daughter at all. 313 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:19,040 First he didn't want to come and now he thanks me, kisses me... 314 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:25,280 - It's age! She's a little girl. - There's something that doesn't convince me. 315 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,000 What doesn't convince you? 316 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,680 Ladies and gentlemen! 317 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:37,000 I present to you, in a world exclusive… 318 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,040 the letters! 319 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:51,120 Don't miss the great show New Year's Eve! We are waiting for you. 320 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,720 The illiterates! 321 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,120 Where were you? 322 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,680 The protective cream he accompanied me to the cabin. 323 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:12,920 Everything has happened to me, they have me even had his wallet stolen. 324 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:18,800 Instead I won five thousand euros at the casino. 325 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,320 - Ah! - Oyster! 326 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,000 How disgusting! 327 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,200 This is mine because it's the biggest. 328 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,760 - It's rotten! - Mine is very good. 329 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:49,960 - A black pearl! I'll take it to mom. - I'll take it to mom. 330 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,960 - Leave her! - Drop the pearl! 331 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:58,280 - I took it, so it's mine. - Yep, you're the big brother. 332 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,080 - [ship's blowhole] - [together] Ah! 333 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:12,000 Don't call me Marcolino! Mom shouldn't have made you come. 334 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:16,280 - It's his last chance. - And I grab it right away. 335 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,600 My girlfriend is coming. 336 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:26,720 - I would like to meet you. Where? - It's over there. 337 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,960 - That? - Yes. 338 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,840 She's beautiful! 339 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,160 Mha… 340 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,160 [Oscar] I'll eat these! 341 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:50,000 - Albertone! You are always the same. - I'm not Alberto, I'm Oscar. 342 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,720 - You're always joking! - Who are you? 343 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,240 Please indulge me. 344 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,400 - What should I do? - Then I'll explain. 345 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,440 - Where is your father? - I do not know. It was here. 346 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,400 - He met a friend. - Oh. 347 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,720 Thank you! If I meet that girl in the presence of my wife... 348 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,800 - I understand, it's a story about horns. -How dare you? 349 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,400 - I don't even know her! Go away! - You know what? 350 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,920 [together] Go and die by killing yourself and your cuckold wife. 351 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,240 - Dickhead! - Nice education! 352 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,520 How disgusting! Did they fart in it? 353 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:36,320 We are in the wolf's den. The cruise is over! 354 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,120 - Why? - What about this? 355 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:43,560 Lorella, what about this? I would love to know! 356 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,280 - What can you tell me? - It's a sign of destiny. 357 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:55,840 It's a sign of the gut! You will remain locked in the cabin. 358 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,200 At the first port of call, we return home. 359 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,720 - Don't think about it at all. - But yes. 360 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:08,320 Come here! In the name of the law, stop! 361 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,200 There are classy people here. 362 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:19,160 But as for class I do such an asshole to everyone. 363 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:24,960 Always stay in a group, otherwise they will punish you. 364 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,040 Don't worry, the world It's not full of maniacs! 365 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,960 - Help! - What happens? 366 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,280 - A maniac is chasing me! - What did I tell you! 367 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,760 Enter here. Close yourselves. 368 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,640 - Where did she go? You, excuse me. - Say. 369 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,880 Did you happen to see a little girl? 370 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:50,240 - A little girl, huh? - Blue eyes, blonde, long-limbed. 371 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,680 - If I take her, she doesn't know what I'll do to her. - What do you do to her? 372 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:59,240 I'll kick her ass like that! Don't look the hands, look at the arms. 373 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,440 Perverted deaf maniac! 374 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:05,880 I'm not deaf, I can hear. Keep your hands off. 375 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,360 - I won't beat you with my hands, but... - …with the big head! 376 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,720 - Piedofilo, this is the appetizer! - Are you stupid? 377 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,560 I'll make you play blind man's buff with crocodiles. 378 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,920 Your bastards! 379 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:32,560 [speaker] Marco's girlfriend Ciulla is wanted on the phone. 380 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:39,320 - Who's looking for you? - I do not know. I'll go and listen. 381 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,200 - We called you, sir. - Okay, I'll wait. 382 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:55,120 - Here I am! Where is the lucky one? - He's on the phone. 383 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,400 Who was the one you greeted earlier? 384 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:04,160 The lawyer Saccalide, a snob of great cultural level. 385 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,560 You freaking asshole, where are you? 386 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,360 If I kick your ass, though give me back my shoe you have to purge yourself! 387 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:15,880 An illness reduced him like this. What does your girlfriend do? 388 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,240 Study archeology in London. 389 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:23,840 Compliments! How long does it take? She's a little rude. 390 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,880 - Fabio! - Excuse me. 391 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,040 Since it doesn't arrive, I'm going to talk to the captain. 392 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,200 Do you want to accompany me? See you later, Marcolino. 393 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,960 I'm glad you want to write a letter. 394 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,360 Did you understand the little girl? 395 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,400 It came from the letters. Now I'll take care of it. 396 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,560 Saltalaquaglia, it's her! Did you find it? 397 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,760 Everything is under control. I await instructions. 398 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,280 Take it even by force, if it is necessary. 399 00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:00,000 I don't care if he screams. Lock her in the cabin. 400 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,320 I will watch her 24 hours a day. 401 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,440 You start, then I'll come, so let's do a little one by one. 402 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,560 Agree? Over and out! 403 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:14,360 You suck! You have more hair on your ass than in the head. You could be his father. 404 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,040 - I'll explain... - You honour me. 405 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,480 - Orore? - Orore. 406 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,440 [Ombroni] Son of a whore! 407 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,560 But don't you understand? We are third wheels. 408 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,040 Marcolino and his girlfriend they wanted to go on a trip alone. 409 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,920 Instead we arrived! Let's go away. It's better, believe me. 410 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:41,520 We'll take a trip, you and me. You want go to Bora-Bora, Paris, Acilia? 411 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,800 I would love to, but what do we say to the kids? 412 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,480 What do you care? That's unpleasant. 413 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,320 Why? You don't even know her! 414 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,240 She is engaged to Marco, so she's unpleasant! 415 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,400 - Fabio! - Captain? 416 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,800 Sorry, we have a little problem. 417 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:04,280 Pull the boat over, so my wife and I go down. 418 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,880 Fabio, I… 419 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,280 It's impossible, there are no moorings. 420 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,920 - Tomorrow he will go down to Abu Simbel. - What will I do until tomorrow? 421 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,800 - Tonight there will be an Egyptian festival. - Egyptian festival? A bullshit! 422 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,720 Yes. 423 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,960 A rude thing. 424 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,760 - Thanks for coming. - Not at all. 425 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,800 - Your daughter? - He's under house arrest. 426 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,880 Under house arrest? [laughs] 427 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:50,440 She was naughty and I locked her in the cabin. 428 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,000 - He shouldn't have done it. - But yes. 429 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,800 Shall I bring you some pasta? 430 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,960 - Do you have pasta? - The "captain's pasta"! [laughs] 431 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,640 What a pain! 432 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:14,520 - Paola, what's wrong? - Nothing. Will I meet your father today? 433 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:19,320 I hope so, he hates masquerade parties. 434 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,280 Here's your mother. 435 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:26,600 - Fabio hurry up, we're late. - Here I am, love. 436 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,080 Good evening, captain! 437 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,880 Good evening. 438 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:37,480 - You exaggerated, a tunic was enough. - It is not true. 439 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,480 What shit! Real shit, dear! 440 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,160 Hello, Marcolino. She must be the famous Paola. 441 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:48,480 Fabio Ciulla. I was eager to meet her. 442 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:53,480 It's a wonderful evening. Let's go to our table. 443 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,720 - Everyone at the party and us here. - It's duty. 444 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:08,120 The truth is that she and I we are victims of my father. 445 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,640 You are right! Sometimes the general is just one… 446 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:19,040 Come on, let off steam. Nobody hears us. 447 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:24,800 Then I vent. The general is an asshole! 448 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:31,760 We all in command think that the general is an asshole at heart! 449 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,600 - I go. - Where? 450 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:40,280 - From the letters. - It has to pass over my body. 451 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,680 [recording] No one can hear us. 452 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,920 Then I vent. The general is an asshole. 453 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:53,000 - What time will you be back? - In ten minutes. 454 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,680 It can go. Please, just ten minutes. 455 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:06,760 Did I eat a bad camel? Vesuvius must erupt. 456 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,920 Skip the quay. 457 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,840 Pharaoh! General! Everything OK! 458 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,200 - And now? - Now what? Where is Lorella? 459 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,280 - It's in the room. - I have to say goodbye. 460 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:19,240 - She fell asleep. Why wake her up? - I have to give her a kiss. 461 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:26,200 The key got stuck in the lock, the door does not open. 462 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:33,160 There are no problems and I'll explain why. 463 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,840 See? We have connecting cabins. 464 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:44,200 Well done, he did a great job. Good night. 465 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,000 I'm in trouble! 466 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,680 I'm in trouble! 467 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,440 My beautiful little onion! 468 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:07,560 Treasure. When he sleeps he looks like a little angel. 469 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,760 [fart] 470 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:16,200 What did you eat? Does your tummy hurt? 471 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:22,040 Your dad gives you a massage, that's how everything passes. 472 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,120 - Ah! - How disgusting! What is he doing there? 473 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,320 It's been there since birth. 474 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:32,440 - Where is Lorella? - I didn't want to tell her... she escaped. 475 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,560 You can't imagine what cabin they gave me! 476 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:43,800 - Mine sucks, I imagine yours. - Mine is beautiful. 477 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,400 Look. 478 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,960 The sultan's son canceled the reservation. They gave it to me! 479 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,800 But isn't this luck? 480 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,480 - Good evening. - Who is? 481 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,080 She's my masseuse. 482 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,840 Maybe you didn't understand. 483 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,680 She's my masseur and this is my room. 484 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,680 - What are you saying? - Who is the older brother? 485 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,080 - The one with the stupid face. - Who paid for the trip? 486 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:18,080 - I won the trip. - Out! Out! 487 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,240 [disco music] 488 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,480 A moment of attention. 489 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,800 Now we will reward the best mask. 490 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:57,040 The jury, which is me, rewards the gentleman 491 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,840 dressed as a mummy. 492 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,960 Come. 493 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,520 [in chorus] Well done! Bravo! 494 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,640 Thank you. 495 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,600 - Are you Mr.? - Fabio Ciulla. 496 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,040 - Do we want to see his face? - [in chorus] Yes! 497 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,960 - Let's unwrap him. - Leave me! 498 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,640 He's shy. 499 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:32,120 - Let's see, let's see... - Mind your own business! Hate! 500 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,240 I feel nauseous. 501 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,160 - It was the couscous. - We didn't eat it. 502 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,760 - It's seasickness. - We're on the river. 503 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:44,000 - Then it's river sickness! - Go! 504 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,240 Fabio! 505 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,720 Girls, before the party I want give you a self defense lesson. 506 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:04,160 Suppose the maniac who attacked Lorella are bothering you. 507 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,520 C, pretend to be the maniac. 508 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,000 You disorientate him with the gesticulation of the arms. 509 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,480 Ka-toa! Gnie-tiè! Stok-ta! 510 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,600 Toooo! 511 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,960 God said "kung"... and kung fu. 512 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,680 Gather your energy. 513 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,560 You look at it in the taste buds. 514 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,640 - When he's in range... - Ah! 515 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,200 F… your damns! 516 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:44,760 - Did I hurt you? - No. I saved with my balls. 517 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:51,040 Here is the cabin of the letters. Are you sure your daughter is here? 518 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,960 Certain! Skipper, sounds. You'll see. 519 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,960 There is no one. 520 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,560 - I'll play. - You play. 521 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,160 She's smart, my dear, very smart. 522 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,160 - Ah! Help! - Sorry, I can't relate. 523 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,920 I just wanted to play. Excuse me. 524 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,240 - The maniac? - The abuser! 525 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,680 I'll take your balls off and I play pool with it! 526 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,560 Your bastards. 527 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,520 I'll headbutt you and open you up like a coconut! 528 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,480 Get up! 529 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:36,400 [Oscar] Where are you? I'll do you "he loves me-he loves me not" with his eyebrows. 530 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:42,240 I'll put a hole in your head and I'll suck you like an egg. 531 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,320 Damn me! I have to tie a knot in this bird of prey. 532 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,560 - Yes? - Fabio. 533 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,480 - You come. - Are you better? 534 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:07,440 - Much better. - Then I'll let the boys in. 535 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,120 A relapse! 536 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,480 - Where's dad? - In the bathroom. 537 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,360 - Do you need help? - No. Prrr! 538 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,480 A moment ago he was fine. 539 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,560 It's terrible! 540 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,760 Prrr! Prrr! 541 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,960 I have to take a shower. Prrr! 542 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,000 [Marco] We are waiting for you here. 543 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,760 Who are you? What is he doing here? 544 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:51,720 I am General Enrico Ombroni. My daughter wants to write a letter. 545 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,440 Shut up, otherwise they'll hear us. 546 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,160 - Who can hear us? - Then I'll explain. 547 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,240 - It's blocked. - What does he say? It's blocked. 548 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,840 - She's blocked! - It's blocked. 549 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,240 - Turn off the water. - Don't let yourself be heard. 550 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,320 - For them I'm taking a shower. - I don't care, okay? 551 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,120 I want to get out of here! If I close… 552 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:17,360 - What did he do? - Let's stay calm. Let's plug the leak. 553 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,160 He got stuck. 554 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:29,400 What bad luck! Headbutt the glass and smash it. 555 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,720 They will hear the noise. We wait for them to leave. 556 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,840 - I want to go out! - Calm down. 557 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,480 - I want to go out. - Tell me about your daughter. 558 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,880 - Are you really interested? - Very much. 559 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,840 - I have been a widower for some years. - Well. 560 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,880 - How good? - Go ahead. 561 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:57,160 My daughter is fifteen. How all the girls her age... 562 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,720 If I had been Carla Fracci's father, 563 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,080 I would never have told her: "be a dancer". 564 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:16,520 I've never had ambitions of being a dancer. 565 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:22,520 If anyone wants to sing he can do it, but I told Lorella... 566 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,280 Let's wait. 567 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,760 Let's wait. 568 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:35,960 - I know the director of La Scala... - [Gianna] Fabio! 569 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,000 We are waiting for you on the bridge. 570 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,000 - Okay, go. - Go, go. 571 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,360 - Then after… - Look, he gave me a hard time like that! 572 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,040 - There's something hot. - It's pee. 573 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,240 - It sounds like the Gulf Stream! - It's just a little water. 574 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,760 - Let's break through. - It doesn't break through. 575 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,240 - Have your parents left? - Yes. 576 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:05,480 If they don't get us out of here, we will drown. Help! 577 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,400 - [Ombroni] Help! - Fabio, what's happening? 578 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,480 [Fabio] Everything's fine. 579 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,360 See you on the bridge. 580 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,320 Now we can relax. 581 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:22,520 You idiot! If they don't save us, we will drown. 582 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:27,320 You're right, we will drown. Help! Help! 583 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,760 - Do you want anything else? - A little water. 584 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,600 Here we are! Nice to meet you, Ciulla. 585 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,880 - Because, you see, Lorella... - Who is Lorella? 586 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,160 - My daughter. - Ah, the girl who told me. 587 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,960 She wants to be a dancer, but I don't want to. 588 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,120 Fabio! 589 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:18,040 - We didn't say goodbye to the boys. - We'll send you a postcard. 590 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,800 Let's go. 591 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,160 Am I closing? 592 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,840 At the airport. 593 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,640 Now we're taking a private flight for Cairo. 594 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,920 Excuse me. I have to rent a plane. 595 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:54,480 The only one available that gentleman rented it. 596 00:47:55,520 --> 00:48:00,000 - I'm not going back to Rome! - But yes. 597 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,400 The general. 598 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,320 General, excuse me if I take the liberty. 599 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,440 Write a few words affectionate to my sister. 600 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,920 - Write "Long live Milan". - Not even dead! 601 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,600 When we get back he'll cook the capitone for her. 602 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,400 - The? - Capito! 603 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,800 It disgusts me! I like it polenta with quails. 604 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,520 Do you like quail? 605 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,560 General! What a pleasure to see you again. 606 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,440 I guess she's the dancer, congratulations. 607 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,480 Do you allow a word? Come. 608 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:37,040 I heard he rented a plane. Would you give it to me? 609 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,720 No. I have to bring my daughter very very far away. 610 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:46,120 If you give me the plane, I'll unload the dancer where she wants. 611 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,560 - Fuck you. - I absolutely have to leave! 612 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:51,280 I'll tie this one to my finger! 613 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:56,480 If you tie it to the bird of prey! Did he understand? 614 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:05,080 - Are we leaving or not? - Yes, don't worry. 615 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:16,120 What is my plane? I am General Ombroni. 616 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,840 - Her too? - I'm the only Ombroni. 617 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,560 Ombroni is that. 618 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:31,840 - Ciulla! The plane sucks me. - Stopped! 619 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,400 [Ombroni] Stop the plane, in the name of the law. 620 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,720 - I'll take it! - Stopped! 621 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,200 I am coming. 622 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,600 - What a blow! - Stop. 623 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,600 Lawyer of the Bar, I'll do the Bar for you. 624 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,480 Indiana Jones is coming! 625 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,960 - [pilot] Where's your wife? - [Fabio] It's there, hurry. 626 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:08,680 Lawyer, stop now. This is my plane. 627 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,560 I don't think about it at all. 628 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,480 - But yes. - But no. 629 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,040 Ah! 630 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,560 What did he do? What did he do? 631 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,800 - The pilot is no longer there. - Patience. 632 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:29,040 - Stop this thing. - All right. Calm down. I'll stop it now. 633 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,800 Is he crazy? 634 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,560 Dad! 635 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:42,840 - What has he done? - I took off. 636 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:48,600 She is an Air Force general. Congratulations, but now you land. 637 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,040 - It's impossible. - Why? 638 00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:02,240 - I am a general of the Carabinieri. - She's a dickhead! 639 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,920 [Ombroni] Don't worry, maybe I'm on autopilot. 640 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:20,640 May day! Roger Roger! We are on an uncontrolled plane. 641 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,400 - [they speak in Arabic on the radio] - Say. 642 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,000 - [they speak in Arabic on the radio] - [together] Help! 643 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,560 - [they speak in Arabic on the radio] - You talk to these idiots. 644 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:37,480 - I don't know the language. - Then he's a useless man. 645 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:41,240 I'm a general! Attention! 646 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:46,960 - I'm going to look for parachutes. - Move! 647 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,640 [they speak in Arabic on the radio] 648 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:55,280 We get it. We fly too much low, we will be careful of the streetlights. 649 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,200 General, I found two. 650 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,040 We see. 651 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,560 - Is that mine? - No. 652 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:09,280 - What's mine? - Which? 653 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:15,400 - There he is! Look how beautiful. - I'll come and put it on. 654 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:24,600 - That's it. - Damn it weighs. 655 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:29,880 - It's a huge burden. - Is it lighter now? 656 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,960 - [cookware noise] - Yes, but it makes a strange noise. 657 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,040 I gave her the latest model. 658 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,800 Made of carbon fiber, very safe. Is he happy? 659 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 - Are you happy? - Yes, yes. 660 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:48,400 - When should I pull the string? - You don't have to pull it. It's automatic. 661 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:54,440 - Just throw it and we won't think about it anymore. - We don't think about it anymore. Go! 662 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,120 Lawyer, I'm scared. 663 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:08,280 Don't be a baby. Close your eyes and don't look. 664 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,280 I am afraid. 665 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,280 How tall are we? 666 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:19,080 - What does it matter? He has a parachute. - I'm scared, give me your hand. 667 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,280 Then he has to leave it to me. 668 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,040 I count to three. 669 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:30,040 - Don't open your eyes. I count… - Plan accounts. 670 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,160 One two three. 671 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,400 He was right, it's a wonderful parachute. 672 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,760 We are safe. 673 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:53,920 - We're dead. - We just got lost in the desert! 674 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:59,360 The manual states: "It is called 'desert' place devoid of flora and fauna". 675 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,200 - Is the scorpion fauna? - Of course it's fauna. 676 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,360 He has one in his head. 677 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,560 - On the melon? - Yes. 678 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,560 - Is he alive? - Very alive. 679 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,760 - How is it? - Bad. 680 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,720 What do I do? 681 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:22,040 Stay still, it's dangerous. You're not breathing. He could come to me. 682 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,000 [softly] You chase him away. 683 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,880 Shoo, shoo. He doesn't understand. 684 00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,280 - Do you chase him away like this? - What do you want from me? 685 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,520 Wait, I have an idea. 686 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,040 Ciulla, what are you doing? 687 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,640 - Have faith. - What are you doing? 688 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:50,640 What a terrible pain! My goodness! Moron! 689 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,840 He is never happy. I saved her life. 690 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,360 You're an ugly beast, so you learn. 691 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,200 - What is it? - A frying pan. 692 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,240 - Where did you get it? - In the backpack. 693 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:11,040 - In the latest model parachute? - It's not a parachute. 694 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:16,280 Did he make me throw with a backpack? What if I died? 695 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:21,240 Sooner or later... when the great puppeteer calls… 696 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,920 Let's leave this to the Zulus. 697 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:39,800 - Bruno! Brown! - What did you win this time? 698 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,840 Our rings are cursed. Laws! 699 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,640 They are the rings of fortune and bad luck. 700 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:50,360 If the defilers don't hand them over by tomorrow, they will die. 701 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:55,400 - It's written here. - I don't believe in this bullshit. 702 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,440 It's written here. 703 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:05,040 What if it were true? If tomorrow we wake up and we're dead? 704 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,760 Let's exchange rings, let's give it a try. 705 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,480 So it's true! 706 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:31,960 We have to bring back the rings in their place. I don't want to die! 707 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,880 Remove the stone! 708 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,040 - Which stone? - Like what stone? 709 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,640 The vultures will eat us. 710 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,120 - I have an idea. - Let's hear it. 711 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,240 Let's commit suicide. 712 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:54,920 - First she kills herself, then me. - Don't talk bullshit. 713 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:59,000 The sun sets in the West, so… 714 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,880 - What are you doing? - I'm going to pee. 715 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:08,120 Water is precious! For not to get dehydrated we have to drink pee. 716 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:13,160 - How disgusting! - There is no choice, either pee or vultures. 717 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,240 We don't have glasses. 718 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,520 We drink from the fountains. I'm on hers and she's on mine, 719 00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,360 and we quench each other's thirst. 720 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,000 It's not a nice thing, I prefer vultures. 721 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:31,240 Urine is like Gatorade, rich of mineral salts. Urine is life! 722 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:36,680 Drink yours, but it will waste so much of God's goodness. 723 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:41,920 You drink your Gatorade and I drink mine. 724 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,520 General! Look! 725 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,800 Don't distract me. 726 00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,800 - I meant… - Leave me alone. 727 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,440 - Did he say? - I saw an oasis. 728 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:10,960 - With water? - Very pure spring water. 729 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,640 - He should have said it first! - He didn't let me talk. 730 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,360 But he could have told me before! 731 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,400 What does urine taste like? 732 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,560 - It tastes like cork. - Bouchonnet… 733 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:38,200 - I'll talk to the Bedouins. - I'm talking to you since I'm a soldier. 734 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,560 In the name of the law, stop. 735 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:47,040 [in French] Do you speak French? I am a Carabinieri general. 736 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:56,080 [in mock French] The plane… tac… joke! 737 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,960 I didn't do shit and you? 738 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:04,720 [Apulian accent] A little on the kidneys when I fell. 739 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:09,360 [in mock French] The problem with both of us is… 740 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:14,480 [in mock French] we can't see anything, we're lost. 741 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:15,760 So he looks like a faggot. 742 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,760 - Language is like that. - But he doesn't understand. 743 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,200 The baby plane… 744 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,120 Bam? 745 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,440 - Bam! - Ah! 746 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,240 He understood. 747 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:33,240 I have a bad feeling. Look. 748 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,960 I am an ACI member. 749 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,840 [they speak in Arabic] 750 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:47,040 I'm a lawyer, we have the right to a phone call! 751 00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:00,360 - What did he say? - I do not know. They always scream. 752 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:06,160 Your Excellency, we will pay the damages. How much is it? 753 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:12,640 - Nothing... what are you doing? - It's an unusual environment. 754 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,120 - Do you want to cut off our balls? - What does he say? 755 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,720 You're right, I said something stupid. 756 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:33,480 Stop! What are your intentions? Leave me! Leave me! 757 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:36,760 What should I do? 758 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:48,440 Ah! I give my head to him! It can be done. 759 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,840 Do I have to crack the coconut? 760 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:56,240 My head to him? Okay, it can be done. 761 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,680 What happens? 762 01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:02,080 There is a small ceremony and then they let us go. 763 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:08,280 I get it, let's rock the coconut with the scimitar. 764 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,280 [softly] I have to… 765 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,200 - What? - I have to behead her. 766 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:15,960 You are crazy! 767 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:20,280 - Put yourself in my shoes! - Put yourself in mine! 768 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,680 You are lucky, one shot and he doesn't think about it anymore. 769 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,080 I'll bring this instead burden for life. 770 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:28,560 - Fuck you! - General! 771 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:33,040 - Put your head on the block. - No! I'm not wearing it! 772 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:38,120 Tell my daughter I've always loved her. 773 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,800 If he does that, I'm moved. Think about the positives. 774 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:49,960 He will never see his little girl on TV with your ass hanging out. 775 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,080 Ready? High nuance. 776 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:02,640 These screams make me nervous. What is it? 777 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,560 This cockroach? Tie! 778 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,680 Fuck you! Let's proceed. 779 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:20,640 He won't see his daughter with her ass hanging out! 780 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:24,760 One good shot and he doesn't think about it anymore. 781 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,720 I was joking, I didn't mean it, it was a plan… 782 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:36,080 I have a plan too. The lawyer Ciulla will soon no longer be Ciulla. 783 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,320 [shots] 784 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,000 Ours are coming! 785 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,320 She has a beastly ass. 786 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:05,160 It looks like the Paris-Dakar! 787 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,120 Ours won! 788 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,240 - Let's go. - This time I'll talk to him. 789 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:21,400 Dear Bedouins, thank you for being intervened. I am Ciulla. 790 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:25,960 He is General Ombroni, mute since birth. 791 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:31,600 Friendship between our peoples it has deep roots. 792 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,880 Congratulations, you gave an excellent speech. 793 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:43,800 However we are alive, he'll see that they'll find us. 794 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:45,880 Let's hope so. 795 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:50,840 - Once upon a time there was nothing here. - Imagine if the "Knight" passes. 796 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,320 [Ombroni] Cairo two, three… 797 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:05,840 How hot! Instead of underwear I have the "sweet oven". 798 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:11,000 Get ready for the photo. Get into position. 799 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,040 Merry, laugh. 800 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,320 [photo shot] 801 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,240 What strange stones! 802 01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:25,160 The round one is really beautiful. I will put it in my garden. 803 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:27,960 My dog ​​never knows where to pee. 804 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,880 A, sit on the round stone. 805 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,280 - Ouch! - It moved! 806 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:37,240 Girls, you have to be careful! 807 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:41,240 I read on the Internet that snakes rattles nest under the stones. 808 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,320 I'll take care of it. 809 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:49,000 Rattlesnake, you'll never play again. 810 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,880 - The soul of… - Your bastards! 811 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,600 He's fine, just a little dehydrated. 812 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,520 What is it? I'm dehydrated. 813 01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:11,600 Here we are! I heard that Ombroni is also fine. 814 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,680 But what do I care! He wanted to behead me! 815 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:18,320 It was she who wanted to behead me, delinquent! 816 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,120 Shall I let your wife in? 817 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:27,720 - Is he with a brunette girl? - No, she's alone. 818 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,120 Then let her in. 819 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,440 - General, let's go. - Let's go. I can't take it anymore! 820 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,200 I can't take it anymore! 821 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,400 Love, how are you? I was very worried. 822 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,960 Dehydrated… dehydrated! 823 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,480 - What a sun! - We would need a hat. 824 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,240 Thank you. 825 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,800 Where is Lorella? 826 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,920 It's coming. She was in the consulate completely disconsolate. 827 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,720 - Did everything go well? - He didn't bring an asshole with him! 828 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,320 - I kept her away from the letters. - Well done! Bravo! 829 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,920 [in chorus] Hi Salty. 830 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,720 Did you miss us? 831 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,760 - Do they say hello to you? - My name isn't Salty. 832 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:18,480 Bye Salty, see you tonight. Bring Lorella. 833 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,240 Hi Salty. 834 01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:30,520 - Who did I bring with me? - An asshole! 835 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:35,520 I snuck in to extort information about their manager. 836 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:39,120 His name is Oscar Tufello. He has a criminal record. 837 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:43,880 - We cook it in garlic and oil. - You suck! 838 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:50,800 - Dad! You made me worry. - You too. 839 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,480 I know it's not the time, but I am tired of doing things secretly. 840 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:58,520 - That's great news. Well done, Lorella. - Do you see it? 841 01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,520 The letter manager he'll give me an audition. 842 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:07,560 The maniac? The Roman from Rome? Gold? 843 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:09,880 - Oscar! - Nothing to do. 844 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:13,960 - Please, daddy. I beg you! - I told you no! Absolutely! 845 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:19,560 - Give me this chance. - All right. What time is the audition? 846 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:24,120 In an hour. You are the best dad in the world. 847 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,800 Allows? 848 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:32,360 These are the most beautiful scenes between a father and a daughter. 849 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:37,240 She didn't understand anything. How hot, how sweaty! 850 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,720 - We would like a handkerchief. - Like this one. 851 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,920 Psst! Psst! 852 01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,720 Are you here? It's fantastic! 853 01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:56,480 It's a tragedy! 854 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,360 That night in Cairo, I couldn't have known that... 855 01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,360 I didn't know either that my life would change. 856 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,360 Since that time, I no longer sleep, I no longer live. 857 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,480 I want to be with you. I realized that I love you. 858 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,040 Don't talk bullshit! 859 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:15,960 I love you! I want to say it to the whole world. I love… 860 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,360 - I love you! - Go away! 861 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,080 [boy] What did he do? Did he throw it in the water? 862 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:26,920 It's a game, a joke. 863 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:37,640 I'd punch you! Look at the trouble you've gotten me into! 864 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:43,240 - Marco, what are you doing here? - We need to talk. 865 01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:48,520 Of what? It's been five years that we don't talk and everything is fine. 866 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,560 - I have to talk to you about Paola. - The one I met yesterday? 867 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:59,560 - Something very serious has happened! - There's an explanation for everything. 868 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:06,000 - I slept with someone else. - And what could it be, daddy's handsome man? 869 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:10,760 Don't you understand? I don't love Paola anymore. What should I do? 870 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,960 There's only one thing to do: let's get rid of it. 871 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:20,240 For once, be serious. I have the same DNA as you. 872 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:22,840 I have my doubts. 873 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:28,360 I'm a coward, like you. I have to leave her, but I don't know how. 874 01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:36,880 What is dad doing? You have to catch her red-handed with another. 875 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,240 - With who? - With me! 876 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:44,560 - He would never do that with my father. - You don't know my face. 877 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:49,560 Tonight I seduce her, I take her to the cabin and fuck her. 878 01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:55,080 - She is very faithful, I don't think that... - Leave it alone. 879 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:57,800 You come, you surprise us in bed and we'll get the fuck out of it. 880 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:02,480 - That's disgusting. - Yes, disgusting. 881 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:05,400 But you keep mum away. 882 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:06,960 I'll take care of her. 883 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:11,400 Remember Marco, dad does it just for you. 884 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:14,880 - Thank you. - Not at all. 885 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:21,320 I did some magic. Harry Potter gives me a blowjob. 886 01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:26,640 Forgive me for the headbutts. But "Errare umanum Ester". 887 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:30,120 I'm so mortified that I would excrement. 888 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:35,840 In life everyone can make a "hero". 889 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,880 They talk… of course they talk. 890 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:45,760 I'm sure your daughter he is a natural talent. 891 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:51,560 We don't want favoritism. Lorella has to do it alone. 892 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:58,200 I'm leaving, I don't want him to get emotional. 893 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,920 Are you girls ready? 894 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:12,960 C, go with the speakers. D, go with the base. B, fuck you! 895 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,720 Go away, cover the little girl. 896 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,520 [in English] One, two, three. 897 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:23,080 [soundtrack of "Saranno Famosi"] 898 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,920 My goodness, what do I see! 899 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,320 You're heavy! Have you had ceramic injections? 900 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:52,320 What are you doing? Do you hatch eggs? 901 01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,640 Looks like you stepped on shit! 902 01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:13,720 Do you want to write a letter? Do you want to be on television? 903 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:20,160 Then put a screen on your face and a parable for hat. 904 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,720 Lorella! Baby… my love. 905 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,240 [in chorus] Lorella, wait. 906 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:32,720 - How did it go? - You exaggerated a little. 907 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,560 - We agreed. - I know, otherwise I would have kicked you. 908 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,000 For old slopes can I rest assured? 909 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:41,920 - Yes, don't worry. - General, can I tell you something? 910 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,600 You are a great son of a whore! 911 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,640 [Max] What a bad road. Will we get a flat tire? 912 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,760 [a tire explodes] 913 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:57,760 - The bad luck festival continues. - How will we do it? 914 01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,000 - Look at that ass! - Where? 915 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:05,080 There is a petrol pump. 916 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:11,120 I'm coming down, don't move, do nothing, don't breathe. 917 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:15,120 - I'm going to look for tires. - I want them with lemon. 918 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:23,360 This story has been going on for two years. I don't want to see you anymore! 919 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,320 I'll go with the first one that comes along. 920 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,960 - Good evening. - I'll give you the tires. 921 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:35,480 - Let's make love. Take me. - Leave me, I'm in a hurry. 922 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:38,440 Own me! 923 01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,120 - Bruno! - I told you not to come down! 924 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,960 Anyway, I found the tires. 925 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:48,200 - Lemon? - No lemon! 926 01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,920 - They're no longer needed. - Why? 927 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,120 Come and see. 928 01:13:55,800 --> 01:14:00,160 - What happened to the car? - The steamroller! 929 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,320 - I have to pee. - Do it. 930 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,560 - Where? - In the bathroom. 931 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:11,440 There are products with which can you win a car? 932 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,440 I do not know. 933 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:19,920 - The tiger has escaped from the circus. - Did she run away? 934 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,680 - Did you see her? - It will definitely be in the bathroom. 935 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,920 [roar, Max screams] 936 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,360 [roar] 937 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,720 Walk, bad girl! 938 01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:40,440 Excuse me. It's usually good. 939 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:44,080 Don't worry, I have a dwarf rabbit at home. 940 01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:51,160 - Didn't the big cat do anything to you? - Nothing! 941 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:55,080 - Not even a scratch? - Not even… 942 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,560 Do you have a plaster? 943 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,960 - Are you sure they're here? - Yes. 944 01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:08,720 The Captain had us escort him the letters and Lorella in the Harem. 945 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,640 What does he say? 946 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:14,360 - No, in the souk… kus… - Yes, in fruit juice! 947 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,120 General, it's your fault. 948 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:22,240 Where did they go? The letters they have to do the show. 949 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:28,960 What do I care about letters? I think of my daughter. 950 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,160 - We organize the search. - Good. 951 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:36,760 Let's take photos of the missing and let's split up. 952 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:41,840 My poor little girl. Have you seen this girl? 953 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,280 - I want this one. - Enter. 954 01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:52,400 - I found it! What an ass! - Ass? 955 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:57,920 - Come in, good price. - Thank you. 956 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:02,720 We won two bicycles, don't complain. 957 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:07,280 - This one doesn't have a saddle. - So what? 958 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:10,960 - I want to pee. - Do it back there. 959 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,040 Yes, there are camels here. 960 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:18,560 The zipper doesn't open. Ah! 961 01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:25,880 Help! There is a snake. I can't piss on the snake. 962 01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:32,760 Get it inside the amphora, hurry up. Did you do it? 963 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:37,880 Wait a minute! He got stuck. 964 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,160 Help me. 965 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:46,160 - Hold on! - What am I holding on to? 966 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:49,640 Take it off! 967 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:57,160 This is the precious amphora of the Mycerate period. 968 01:16:57,400 --> 01:17:00,160 Ask me anything, I want it. 969 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:03,360 - Is that jeep yours? - Yes. 970 01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,160 What happened? 971 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:21,400 Some beast let me in here. They gave me some shots. 972 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,960 - Madonna! - Is it serious? 973 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:31,160 Children are pieces of the heart, but his is a piece of ass. 974 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:35,760 - Why? - He has Lorella's face on his butt. 975 01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,200 It's terrible. 976 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:40,840 No, she's cute. If it hardens the muscle seems to dance. 977 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:46,720 We have to find Lorella, forward, walk. 978 01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:50,440 Damn, I lost the photo. 979 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:56,320 A girl has been lost, this is his face. 980 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:04,960 Look at it carefully, down to the smallest details details. Come closer. 981 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,760 - Wait a minute! - Did they touch her? 982 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:13,040 - Come up with another idea. - It's not easy. 983 01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:17,240 Circular, circular. 984 01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:21,360 Come up with another idea. Do I have to show my ass to everyone? 985 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,040 [melodic music] 986 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,560 - Hello, mom. - HI. 987 01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:34,240 Paola is coming. 988 01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:37,960 How is it going? 989 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,880 - Fabio, where are you going? - I have a surprise. 990 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:47,920 - Paola, you are beautiful. - Thank you. 991 01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:55,120 Good evening. For me it is a special evening. 992 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:59,440 On this ship is the woman who loves me. And that I love too. 993 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:02,920 To make it up to me that I behaved badly, 994 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:04,960 I would like to dedicate a song to her. 995 01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:19,200 ♪ I miss you ♪ 996 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:25,880 ♪ In your looks in that smile A little unconscious ♪ 997 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:31,680 ♪ In the apologies of those of yours probably ♪ 998 01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:38,840 ♪ You are that lump in my throat That doesn't come down ♪ 999 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:41,640 ♪ And you… ♪ 1000 01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:46,120 ♪ And you… ♪ 1001 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,000 ♪ I miss you… ♪ 1002 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:57,320 - He sings well. - It's wonderful. 1003 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:06,120 ♪ Now I understand what it means Having you next to me before sleeping ♪ 1004 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:12,480 ♪ While walking barefoot Inside the soul! ♪ 1005 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:18,080 ♪ I miss you and I could ♪ 1006 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:24,720 ♪ Looking for another woman But I would be wrong ♪ 1007 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:32,080 ♪ You are my endless remorse The cold of my mornings ♪ 1008 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:38,960 ♪ When I look around and feel That I miss you ♪ 1009 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,200 [Mark] Well done! 1010 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,560 [disco music] 1011 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,720 Well done! 1012 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,960 Thank you. 1013 01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:58,360 Let's go dancing. 1014 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,200 - Did you like the surprise? - Very much. 1015 01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:10,560 You are an extraordinary woman. I love you. 1016 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:24,120 - Did you like the surprise? - Yes. 1017 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:26,040 You are extraordinary. I love you. 1018 01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:31,080 - Let's not talk here, let's go outside. - Let's go. 1019 01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:40,760 [call to prayer in Arabic] 1020 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:46,120 Little letters! Little letters! 1021 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,520 - Little letters! - What happens? 1022 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,200 - What are you doing here? - Work. 1023 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:53,760 - Where is the general? - He's making photocopies. 1024 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,520 It's culogenic. 1025 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:09,320 Will the rays skin my butt? 1026 01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:14,600 Maybe they tan them. I had an idea to find them! 1027 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:22,000 [amplified] Little letters! Where are you? 1028 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:34,360 I ran away because I was scared to suffer and to make you suffer. 1029 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,840 But there was nothing to be done, I love you. 1030 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,560 Kiss me. 1031 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,960 - It's useless here. - Useless? 1032 01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,160 Huh? 1033 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:49,560 It's useless just a kiss, I want you all. I'll meet you in the cabin. 1034 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,920 - Cabin 22. - I know, go! 1035 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:02,160 These four big faces They make me anxious! 1036 01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:10,440 My poor little girl. Who knows where he is? 1037 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:15,120 [hoarsely] Everyone here is deaf. 1038 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,320 Oscar! 1039 01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,520 Lorella, come to your dad! 1040 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:24,440 - Lorella, for that audition... - You don't need to say anything, dad. 1041 01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:27,560 I realized that I will never be a dancer. 1042 01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,360 You were right, he was alone a girl's dream. 1043 01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:31,840 But… 1044 01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:35,360 From now on I'll just study. 1045 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:42,080 So, new year, new life. Let's celebrate. 1046 01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:44,240 - Let's celebrate. - Let's celebrate. 1047 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:50,040 Instead of a heart it has a bidet! 1048 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:57,760 - If we don't see each other again, happy new year. - [in chorus] Happy New Year! 1049 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:10,080 - Paola! - Mark? 1050 01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:12,840 - Who is? - My boyfriend. 1051 01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:17,720 - What are you doing with this? - Moderate the terms! 1052 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:21,840 - Shut up! Paola, explain to me. - Marco I… 1053 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:26,040 Don't talk! I don't want to see you anymore! 1054 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:29,840 I didn't want to make you suffer. 1055 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:36,040 Accept defeat with dignity and go away. Paola loves me. 1056 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,400 And I love her. 1057 01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,840 I understand your state of mind but… 1058 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:47,480 Fabio! What are you doing? 1059 01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:49,400 What am I doing? 1060 01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:52,080 - Do you know each other? - By sight. 1061 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:55,080 Marcolino can explain everything to you. 1062 01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,360 Marco, what are you doing here? 1063 01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:01,280 It's a tactic. Tell mom about our plan. 1064 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:05,160 - Me and dad... - Dad? 1065 01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:12,520 - Are you his father? - Yes, but we haven't spoken for years. 1066 01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:17,720 Explain to mom that was all organised. I'm right, miss... 1067 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:21,200 - Scions. - We still call each other by "lei"! 1068 01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:24,600 Organized? Do you want to explain to me? 1069 01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:30,120 It was all an act. Understood? 1070 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:37,280 I courted the young lady, because Marco didn't know how to leave her. 1071 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:41,880 - You made fun of me! - Yes, I'm sorry. 1072 01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:44,400 It's all cleared up. 1073 01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:50,120 I can't believe it. Was it a fiction in Cairo too? 1074 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:53,640 - Cairo? - Cairo? 1075 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:56,440 Who said Cairo? 1076 01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,280 - Answers! - I didn't understand the question. 1077 01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:05,680 When in Cairo we went to bed together, was that part of the plan? 1078 01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:09,960 How many seconds do I have to respond? 1079 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:11,960 [fireworks] 1080 01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:16,160 It's midnight! Happy New Year everyone! 1081 01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:23,720 Your bastards, you beat up dad? 1082 01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:27,560 [in chorus] Happy New Year! Congratulations! 1083 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:42,880 - Finally! - A few more seconds and we would have been dead. 1084 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:47,120 - It's over. - Now let's go home. 1085 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:50,680 - You hurt me! - One more blow, one less... 1086 01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:52,760 Don't make a fuss. 1087 01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:56,480 [indistinct buzz] 1088 01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,880 A thief! 1089 01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:08,160 We didn't get anything for mom. 1090 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:16,800 It's you who brings bad luck, not him rings! You're the king of bad luck. 1091 01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:21,400 Look how beautiful! Let's take it to mom. 1092 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:25,960 - Who is the older brother? - You. 1093 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:30,920 - Then I'll take it to mom. - Bastard! 1094 01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:36,240 - Ah! - I wanted to bring it to mum. 1095 01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:38,960 - I wanted to carry it myself. - Enough! 1096 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:56,040 [English speaker] Flight 72 to Rome at gate 5. 1097 01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:58,760 They called our flight. 1098 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:02,160 - Did you get the tickets? - What happened to you? 1099 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:05,480 - Why? - You have a strange face. 1100 01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:09,840 You've been teasing me for twenty years for my face. 1101 01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:13,160 Let's go, but we will have problems at customs. 1102 01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:19,480 - Look at that! - It's horrible. 1103 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:22,960 Take off your hat, everyone is looking at you. 1104 01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:27,120 - We have to get in line. - Which queue? 1105 01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:41,000 But what do they show on television? It's not possible. 1106 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,240 - Dad. - Lorella, look! 1107 01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:49,600 You dance much better. Mine little girl has a fantastic rhythm. 1108 01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:54,480 - A sinuosity, a rhythm… - You don't have to console me. 1109 01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:58,400 I don't want to see anymore my dance stuff. 1110 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:02,440 I'm going to study. 1111 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:09,960 Euno, eunò, eunus. 1112 01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:14,760 Eunus, eunòi… eunòi… 1113 01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:18,560 eunon, eunòis, eunoùs… 1114 01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:20,280 eunois. 1115 01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:36,360 Hello, dad. 1116 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:19,520 Enough! My head is exploding! What are you up to? 1117 01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:24,200 Enough, you idiot! Have you finished your homework? 1118 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:28,480 - I don't have much left. - Enrico, listen to your father. 1119 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:32,360 You don't have to hang out with those long-haired guys! 1120 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:36,200 We have already found it the name for the complex. 1121 01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:39,000 What is his name? 1122 01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:44,600 Look... do you like it? The Poohs. 1123 01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:50,200 Pooh? Puuu! What name is it? It looks like spit. 1124 01:30:50,440 --> 01:30:54,480 Where do you think you're going with this name? 1125 01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:57,400 Ranked. Maybe we'll make a record. 1126 01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:59,680 We wrote a song. 1127 01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:06,760 ♪ Little Katy I burned tonight ♪ ♪ All the memories of your past ♪ 1128 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,720 ♪ All the dolls… ♪ 1129 01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:13,560 Dolls? What do you say? You are the son of a policeman! 1130 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:18,240 You idiot! Go back to your room. 1131 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:24,280 Where are the ears? Cut your hair, 1132 01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:30,240 otherwise you will become bald like Yul Brynner. 1133 01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:33,560 [Ombroni as a young man] Dad, give me a chance. 1134 01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:42,720 [soundtrack of "Saranno Famosi"] 1135 01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:52,720 Hello, love. Hurray! 1136 01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,960 - My spring onion. - Do you kiss little girls? 1137 01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:03,880 - She's my daughter. - I know. 1138 01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:05,880 She's good, right? 1139 01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:11,480 - You should give her a real audition. - I'm done with the letters. 1140 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:15,560 - Why are you here? - I'm looking for work. 1141 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:19,560 - The world of entertainment… - He's ruthless. 1142 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:24,160 Can you help me? I can do anything. 1143 01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:28,240 Anything? Call me. 1144 01:32:28,480 --> 01:32:34,400 Thank you. I grow again for that little accident. 1145 01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:36,560 I still vomit! 1146 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:41,160 I resigned myself. My daughter 1147 01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:46,440 he'll write a letter, he'll get married a footballer and will make a calendar. 1148 01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:49,880 He will leave me alone in a house full of memories. 1149 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:54,240 - By the way, your sister… - Teresa! 1150 01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:56,160 - The capitone! - The capitone? 1151 01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:59,400 - Is she still free? - Almost. 1152 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:06,720 What beautiful skin! 1153 01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:12,080 Consuelo! 1154 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:15,160 - Whore! - Yes. 1155 01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:16,440 William! 1156 01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:21,320 You betrayed me. I'll kill you! 1157 01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:24,440 - Are you crazy? - No! 1158 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:28,080 - I'll kill you! - It's his fault. 1159 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:37,800 Tomorrow I will ask for a divorce, You won't even get a single euro from me! 1160 01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:43,560 Congratulations, it was fantastic. How much do I owe her? 1161 01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:46,520 Fifty thousand euros. Are there too many? 1162 01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:52,240 He deserved them. How it came to her the idea of being a divorcer? 1163 01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:55,640 - It wasn't my idea. - It was mine. 1164 01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:58,120 - Good morning, sir. - She's my wife. 1165 01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:00,120 - Shall we go, dear? - Yes. 1166 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:02,480 - Goodbye. - Until we meet again. 1167 01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:05,400 - Is your wife jealous? - No. 1168 01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:08,160 She says so I don't have time to cheat on her. 1169 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:14,760 I always stop before… It's a matter of seriousness. 1170 01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,000 Let's go, dear. 1171 01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:19,600 [wedding march] 1172 01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:23,560 How beautiful! 1173 01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:27,920 Teresa, we will spend here the honeymoon. 1174 01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:33,520 I will be your bee, if the stinger still works. 1175 01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:37,040 - You have to pick me up. - Me to you? 1176 01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:40,280 It has to be done, it's tradition. 1177 01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:47,200 Yesterday I picked up Totò Riina so what... but I'll try. 1178 01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:50,200 Love! Ah! 1179 01:34:50,960 --> 01:34:53,920 The witch's stroke. 1180 01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:00,960 Sorry, love. Tufello! 1181 01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:03,760 Commands, general. 1182 01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:06,240 - Replace me. - Right away. 1183 01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:12,560 - Where do I park it? - On the alcove. 1184 01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:15,440 How much you weigh! What did you eat? 1185 01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:20,320 - Shall we go home? - No, at the Capital Hotel. 1186 01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:23,960 Carla is waiting for you. Her husband he will come into the room at six. 1187 01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:27,960 Enough! There's nothing left! 1188 01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:32,680 [Ombroni] Teresa, wait, I'm going to protest. 1189 01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:35,160 I paid to see the sea and I want to see it! 1190 01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:39,560 I guard the suitcases, I have the gun. 1191 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:42,760 - Come with me. - Commands. 1192 01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:51,880 Here is room 225. What a joke! They left their bags here. 1193 01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:53,640 Carla. 1194 01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:57,840 Are you sure your husband isn't coming back? 1195 01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:01,520 - He's at work. - Then go! 1196 01:36:02,280 --> 01:36:08,160 I'll go to the bathroom, you in the meantime prepare the duck gutter. 1197 01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:09,760 What are you doing? 1198 01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:13,000 I can't take it anymore. 1199 01:36:14,320 --> 01:36:19,920 My life revolves around to a rolling pin. Why? 1200 01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:25,960 What is the room? Here are my suitcases! 1201 01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:31,640 It came too soon. What an idiot! 1202 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:33,720 Open. 1203 01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:38,760 Now I understand! If I knew it was his wife I gave her a discount. 1204 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,800 Where is my wife? 1205 01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:43,960 It's in the bathroom, but I still need ten minutes. 1206 01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:47,960 - Why? - We're still in the preliminaries. 1207 01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:55,640 - What did my wife say? - The duck gutter touched me. 1208 01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:58,760 - My little wife? - She's a slut. 1209 01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:02,480 - I want to come in. - So it ruins everything. 1210 01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:06,760 Now I'm going to the bathroom, I take it from behind, 1211 01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:10,280 I give her a shout, she comes in and discovers us. 1212 01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:16,760 I'll kill you! I had to kill you in the desert! Zaz, zac! 1213 01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:22,640 Excellent. You go over the part, you don't change anything. 1214 01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:29,360 I'll kill him! Here's the gun. 1215 01:37:31,520 --> 01:37:36,080 Ciulla, where are you? Ciulla! 1216 01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:38,560 I'll kill you. 1217 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:42,120 But then you're an idiot! I told her to wait for the whistle. 1218 01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:44,880 Soon her holes will whistle. 1219 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:49,280 Is he crazy? This is how we get hurt! 1220 01:37:49,480 --> 01:37:51,480 What happens? 1221 01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:54,880 - Who is? - It's his wife. 1222 01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:58,240 I've never seen her. 1223 01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:05,120 Isn't she his wife? It was such an asshole that he gets the wrong room? 1224 01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:10,920 Ciulla, I owe you a lot of apologies. 1225 01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:15,600 - The foot! - Excuse me. I put the safety on. 1226 01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:21,720 - How bad! - Enough with this gun! 1227 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,760 Now I'll kill you... 1228 01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:30,760 - Look what he did. - I'll give it to him. 1229 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,560 - The gun is his. - You keep it. 1230 01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:37,320 Goodbye, Carla. Come on, hurry up. 1231 01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:46,520 - Run! - Let's take this car. 1232 01:38:47,120 --> 01:38:50,920 In the name of the law, get out. 1233 01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:55,040 Lawyer, bind yourself. 1234 01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:00,840 Is it automatic? 1235 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:03,080 - Giri, there's the wall. - It doesn't turn. 1236 01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:06,000 - Brakes. - He doesn't brake. 1237 01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:09,360 - You are a useless man. - I'm a general. 1238 01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:14,480 - Brakes! - Don't brake! 1239 01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:21,520 - I slept with someone else. - What will happen? 1240 01:40:23,680 --> 01:40:26,960 [inaudible] 1241 01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:33,760 You will do the whole trip locked at home… prrr! 1242 01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:40,840 You will make the entire trip closed in the cabin and at the first port of call… prrr! 1243 01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:44,320 Thank you. 1244 01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:46,760 Respect the grades! 1245 01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:54,760 Am I a lawyer? Let's hope! Do you think that as a kid… 1246 01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:56,320 Sorry. 1247 01:40:56,520 --> 01:41:01,280 Am I a lawyer? Let's hope! Do you think that as a kid… 1248 01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:03,440 - Sorry! - Stop. 1249 01:41:03,920 --> 01:41:07,200 I'm a lawyer... I made a mistake! 1250 01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:10,200 Who knows where they are? 1251 01:41:11,360 --> 01:41:16,160 - I was wrong. - What do you care? 1252 01:41:16,400 --> 01:41:17,520 Sorry, Neri. 1253 01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:20,840 You know why… there there there. 1254 01:41:21,320 --> 01:41:25,240 It's Jasmine, my masseur... 1255 01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:31,200 There are stairs! 1256 01:41:33,440 --> 01:41:35,480 Did you get hurt? 1257 01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:41,160 - You ruined everything! - I knew it. 1258 01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:57,640 How hot! Throw me a bottle of water. 1259 01:41:57,920 --> 01:42:00,160 - How the fuck do I open it? - With the tongue. 1260 01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:01,560 Try it.